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Our town.

Outside the Adidas store, two stray dogs lick each other, graphically, until the one covered in red sores nips a little too close. The love turns to rage and a savage fight erupts. In an underground walkway, a thin man hustles to sell red-faced tourists motivational posters where eagles soar and babbling brooks run past [...]

Folks, we’re all gonna die.

You better appreciate this post. Because the longer I sit here typing it, the faster my ovaries are shrinking and dying and a cancer is growing inside me.  You didn’t know? Yes, as wars rage and children starve, newspapers warn us: laptops are but the latest psycho killers destroying our fragile human bodies.
I mean, duh. [...]